A funky spunk.. Cum with a nasty taste and smell..

[ButtyBoy]

You know how some guys can have a funky spunk? Samantha already said it in one of the episodes of Sex and the City, lol.

I've noticed that the taste and smell of my own cum varies a lot (from very good to very grooce :confused:), and I'm wondering why that is. I know that food for a great deal effects the taste and smell of sperm, although I don't know which types of food have a good or a bad effect on the cum taste/smell. Is there someone here who can tell me more about it?

I don't know what the hell it is that arab and turkish guys eat that makes such a (good) difference, but it sure does the trick :p :p :p

Besides food, what else can effect the taste and smell of cum?

[eighteen]

Maybe it's the spices that are in the food...I don't know. But Samantha tells her guy to drink some pineapple juice, maybe that's helpful :cool:

[ButtyBoy]

LOL. I'd totally forgotten about the pineapple juice part..

I just found this article on nakedmonkey.ws:

It’s the question every guy wonders about, but few know the answer to: What does my spunk taste like, and can I make it taste better? Well, gentlemen, you have not come seeking in vain, pun intended. Everything that follows is dedicated to the taste of semen. Dig in.

The first thing I have to say is that if you want to know what you taste like, shouldn't the answer be obvious? Tasting your own spunk does not make you gay, if that’s what you’re afraid of. And if you think it is gross, why don’t you think it’s gross when you blow your load into some girl/guy’s mouth and expect them to gulp it down? However, we are not here today to discuss the politics of “to swallow, or not to swallow” but rather the yummy factor of the product itself. You may be aware that semen is widely considered to be an unpleasant tasting side effect of the blowjob. As the irrepressible Samantha asserts to one unfortunate man on Sex and the City, “every time I blow you it’s like a trip to the rotten egg buffet!” Rest easy, guys; this is certainly not always the case.

By far, more people swear by the vegetarian. That bumper sticker claiming “Vegetarians Taste Better!” does have a point; meat eaters lose by a landslide in popular opinion. Meat, aside from basically rotting inside of you as a means of digestion, is filled with hormones and preservatives that add to the bitter taste of spunk. In that same line of thought, fruits and vegetables that are not organically grown will also have this effect, albeit to a much lesser degree. As our resident sperm-wise guru says, “eating whole foods, live foods, and raw foods will make your body smell better from armpits to cooch.” This is certainly true for men as well, so keep in mind that the better you eat, the better you smell/taste/feel.

Smoking cigarettes, drinking alcohol, and using drugs all make your spunk taste a lot worse. Cocaine especially produces very acrid-tasting ejaculate. Hard liquor tastes worse than good quality beer in the form of spunk, and wine sadly has an embittering effect as well.

Things you can eat/drink to help sweeten the load: fruit juices! Pineapple juice is the most popular choice (I know one guy that drinks a can of it every time he has a date). Keeping your body hydrated is also a big help, and eating as many fruits and light-colored vegetables as possible (cucumbers, mangoes, peas, etc.) will keep your splooge nice and sweet. While there is some debate on asparagus, I’d advise you to be better safe than sorry and avoid it, along with garlic and any other very pungent smelling foods.

If you’re concerned about funky spunk, the best advice I can give you is to eat well and use trial and error to find your tastiest shot in the dark. Happy spunking!

[Pyro]

Hmmmm cool will have to experiment......

Wonder if it goes for piss too.....

[Hagur]

OK, good advice, buttyboy. I'll experiment.

[prost]

as I am a Turkish man,I would suggest you try ekinezya for good taste of cum.it works with my partner.heavy spices make my stomac upset.

[receiver]

Echinacea = Ekinezya

[Rick_e]

yes, pineapple juice works very well... anything on the sugary side will help. As for piss, after you've pissed for awhile in a session, your piss will basically taste of whatever you're drinking and you won't be tasting anything you've eaten since your piss is so diluted. I find, if you like sweet piss, drinking anything that is diet will make your piss sweet.... the artificial sweetner doesn't get absorbed by the body quickly enough.

[Pyro]

Thanks for the tips Rick_E, got any ideas for a bitter nasty taste????

[GaryE]

Thanks for the tips Rick_E, got any ideas for a bitter nasty taste????

For nasty tasting piss asparagus works wonders. Also the more concentrated the piss the stronger it will taste so drink enough to piss but not so much that it is very dilute. So on the other side for better tasting (less strong) piss drink a lot of water to make your piss dilute.

Cheers!

Gary