Something to insert lube?

[bigbuttboi]

Hey all,

Just wondering if anyone has any ideas of something cheap to use to inject myself with a crisco j-lube mixture. hard to find a turkey baster with a good tip on it, also tried an enema bulb but the lube was too thick.

Let me know if any of you have any ideas, its mostly the easy to insert tip Im worried about, any little scratch at the beginning can wreck a whole session as I stop as soon as I see any blood, its kinda my bodies safe word.

Cheers

[crackstuffer]

syringes are good, or one of them douche bulbs

[HANDBALLER]

Check this out. I have one and it really works. Plus I get lots of lube up in there deep.

http://www.bigdongs.de/extreme_dildos_plugs/product_info.php/info/p1093_Plastic-enema-syringe---300-ml.html

[twohanz]

Hey all,

Just wondering if anyone has any ideas of something cheap to use to inject myself with a crisco j-lube mixture. hard to find a turkey baster with a good tip on it, also tried an enema bulb but the lube was too thick.

Let me know if any of you have any ideas, its mostly the easy to insert tip Im worried about, any little scratch at the beginning can wreck a whole session as I stop as soon as I see any blood, its kinda my bodies safe word.

Cheers
Something on the cheaper line. For cake decorating they have a plastive syringe type device with different nozzel which create different designs.

I generally take off the nozzel and smooth all edges.
These you can often pick up in larger supermarkets and the like for a couple of dollars.
They're generally about 3 to 4 inches long and about 1.25 inches diameter.
At that price, I have a bunch of them individually wrapped in plastic bags to avoid spillage, and can use a fresh one with each person I play with.

[FurryFFun]

Here's a syringe that works for shooting lube in your ass for anal play, that comes from a farm supply company located in Wisconsin or California. Instead of costing $56 + shipping from Germany, what looks to me like the identical thing costs $16. plus domestic shipping. It's billed as a "Sheep/Goat nylon syringe", product number is C15819N.

http://www.enasco.com/product/C15819N

[twohanz]

Yes it's quite incredible how products such as this, can pop up in sex shops and sites at escalated prices. However it's all about shopping around and finding where to buy them.
Thanks for the heads up ;-)
Cheers David

[gibbx]

Hobby stores and hardware stores will give you lots of ideas, at a fraction of the price.

[bigbuttboi]

Wow thanks for all the info guys! will definetly be getting me one of thoes.

[JayPee2920]

I learned this at an FFA event in Washington DC: Crisco comes in sticks - just like butter. Put a few sticks of Crisco in the freezer and shove them in. They go deep and dont melt until they are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up there. You can use a nice dildo as a "pusher" if needed.

[MatureMellow]

Hey, I really appreciate the information on different types and prices of syringes and other ways of shooting lube in the ass for anal play. I just thought I'd mention that maybe one aspect of the price difference between the plastic enema syringe for $43.95 EUR and the Nasco sheep/goat nylon syrince for $16.00 could be the capacity of the different items. If I'm correct (and I might not be!), the more expensive item (with a capacity of 300 ml) has three times the capacity of the lower priced item (with a capacity of 100 cc). (I'm thinking that 1 cc is equal to 1 ml.) In any event, I'm definitely going to get one of these devices, and I'm very appreciative of the discussion that brought them to my attention.
M.M.




Here's a syringe that works for shooting lube in your ass for anal play, that comes from a farm supply company located in Wisconsin or California. Instead of costing $56 + shipping from Germany, what looks to me like the identical thing costs $16. plus domestic shipping. It's billed as a "Sheep/Goat nylon syringe", product number is C15819N.

http://www.enasco.com/product/C15819N

[twohanz]

Further to the thread.
A lot will depend on how and who you're playing with.

If the lube is just for your arse, it's not a problem, but if you're at a Party and you want to lube up a number of bottoms, then a selection of smaller ones would be a good idea.
I also like to wrap a piece of paper Towel around the syringe and hold it in place with a rubber band or something similar, as they can get quite messy and smiley in a play session.

[FurryFFun]

MatureMellow is absolutely correct: the more expensive syringe has triple the capacity of the "farm implement". Keep in mind that a 12 oz. soda is about 350 ml......so do you really need 300 ml? If you do, get the bigger one! (or maybe there's a big one somewhere in the farm catalog?)

[fistmegood]

Hey all,

Just wondering if anyone has any ideas of something cheap to use to inject myself with a crisco j-lube mixture. hard to find a turkey baster with a good tip on it, also tried an enema bulb but the lube was too thick.

Let me know if any of you have any ideas, its mostly the easy to insert tip Im worried about, any little scratch at the beginning can wreck a whole session as I stop as soon as I see any blood, its kinda my bodies safe word.

Cheers

I have seen videos that use a grease gun.

[FurryFFun]

A friend has created a Crisco Gun out of old caulking tubes, and uses a caulking gun to inject thick Crisco. Would work for a Crisco-J-lube mix.

For just J-lube I use a lamb feeding tube/syringe sold by a farm supply store. Costs just $16, but not sure how well it would handle Crisco. It's sold by Nasco Farm & Ranch (google for the web address). It's called a sheep/goat nylon syringe.

[HansIndeep]

All,
For those that have not been to FFA-DC parties and seen a REAL manhole Crisco/lube gun in use and got the source info there, here it is:
basspro(dot com) sells the Jerky gun ($30-plastic tune ) and Jerky Cannon ($50-metal tube). Fullfill those desires to be fucked and filled by huge amounts of grease or cum like lube with these rigs. These are food grade caulking gun like devices to extrude meat jerky and stuff sausages. They are great for stuffing asses with grease and or thick lube mixes. The plastic cone tips work fine for shallow injections into holes. The longer stainless steel sausage stuffing tubes need to have a hollowed out dildo longer than the metal nozzle slipped over them to prevent injury to your hole. Using a dildo or plug nozzle allows deep injection of lube and hole fucking by ass large of a nozzle as you want. Crisco by itself or with J-lube/other lubes added to the tube will pump out and into your ass in an efficient way ;).
Gell or rubber dildos can be cored with a metal tube or metal pipe pressed through it. Sharpen one end of the metal tube with a file and slowly force that end through the dildo while bracing the other end of the tube on a piece of wood or stable solid object. Press a piece of wood against the tube as it exits the dildo to complete a smooth cut. Use a tube 1/3 larger than the hole you want to make to compensate for stretching during the cut.
For the poo freaks: Canned pumpkin pie filling up an ass is a good faux scat that can be eaten without stench or gag…. Great on video.
For J-Lube alone douche bulbs work great to inject it and cost less than $10 at most pharmacies.
Happy friction free hole lot of greasy sloppy ass fucking!
Hans

[crotchshaver]

The Mix Mizer ($3 and change in the automotive section at Wal-Mart) is a large syringe that's intended for mixing oil and gas in motorcycles. It can inject J Lube comes with a 3-inch tube to get it in modestly deep. You can get a longer tube at Lowe's, Home Depot, etc., for less than a dollar if you need to get it deeper than 3 inches.

[AtlantaB]

I've used a Turkey baster before now, but don't recommend it.

[crotchshaver]

Here's the MixMizer, $3.67 at Wal-Mart.

Has anyone ever tried a grease gun bulk loaded with generic Crisco? Here's the Plews-Lubrimatic mini grease gun kit, $9.97, and an extension hose, $4.97, both at Lowe's:

[HansIndeep]

CS and others,
The small and larger automotive and industrial grease guns are a waste of time and money (plenty of others have already gone through this learning curve/ wheel invention). Quit being a cheap fuck and just pay the $20 more for the Jerky Gun or other real tools. The auto/industrial grease guns are made to pump small volumes of grease, not the doses you want to lube your ass for a fist or toy. The auto/industrial grease guns are not made of food contact grade stainless steel, aluminum and plastic like the Jerky gun is. The auto/industrial grease gun will rust if cleaned properly & frequently after each use. The paint and plating will flake off after some use, not a nice thing in the lube mix.

Hans

[cerneabbas]

Try your local farm store and get hold of a sheep doser, holds about 200ml of lube with a long brass nozzle. Dishwasher safe and costs about £15 in the UK. Dead easy to use.

[jeepjock]

My ex-dom used to use a re-purposed caulking tube and gun. A Crisco/J-lube mix is lower viscosity than caulk, so it worked great. (Plus the tube was molded plastic and could be cleaned, sanitized, and reused safely.)

[AtlantaB]

I just use Luer tip 60 ml syringes. B&D Plastics make them.
So if you want to get more lube in you have to do a repeat but hey!

[crotchshaver]

Good points, Hans.

I had looked here earlier for that jerky gun photo so I'd have some idea where it came from and for some reason it did not come up in my search. Then I came across the grease gun while looking for something at Lowe's and thought I'd ask. I didn't open it so that I could return it if it wasn't going to work.

[AtlantaB]

I just came across this stainless steel lube shooter

http://www.tonguevine.com/images/Blue-add.jpg

Looks good, can shoot 3/4 oz of lube at one go.

on this page http://www.tonguevine.com/page14.html

you can see a short presentation.